Idk, lol, I was playing Deadpool and then I decided that he needs to soften up a bit, pff.
Deadpool was munching on a chimichanga when he heard his phone ring, it was you. He groaned, what did that annoying twerp want now?! Though, you must've gotten into something, so he answered.
"What now, (Name)?" he demanded.
"Yeah, uh, hey Wayne...Can you open your front door...?" you asked nervously.
He raised a brow from under his mask,"Uh, why?"
"J-Just do it, okay?"
Deadpool sighed, hanging up the phone and walking over to his front door, pulling out his shot gun just to be safe. He regretted opening the door, though, as a whole freaking litter of (favorite breed) puppies tackled him to the ground and started licking his face. You nervously poked your head out in the doorway, scared of your boss and sidekick's reactions.
"Wh-Hey! (Name)! Where did these guys come from?!" he shouted over the yips and barks.
You scratched the back of your head nervously,"Eheheh, well, I was looking for some money, and I walked into this pet store, and well, I broke a few things, and then these guys started following me, so I came to your place thinking maybe you would know what to do..."
Deadpool growled in annoyance at you, picking up one of the little turds and watching it carefully, the puppy simply yipped and licked his face, he couldn't help but let the corner of his mouth twitch just slightly,"He's plotting to destroy me, I just know it..." he said.
You giggled, picking up a (fave breed) puppy and scratching its ears.
Deadpool laughed, the puppy was licking his face like crazy,"Stop it, that tickles!"
You smiled,"Does this mean I'm off the hook?"
"Hehehe~ I'll give you ten seconds to run, (Name)~"