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Idk, lol, I was playing Deadpool and then I decided that he needs to soften up a bit, pff.

Deadpool was munching on a chimichanga when he heard his phone ring, it was you. He groaned, what did that annoying twerp want now?! Though, you must've gotten into something, so he answered.

"What now, (Name)?" he demanded.

"Yeah, uh, hey Wayne...Can you open your front door...?" you asked nervously.

He raised a brow from under his mask,"Uh, why?"

"J-Just do it, okay?"

Deadpool sighed, hanging up the phone and walking over to his front door, pulling out his shot gun just to be safe. He regretted opening the door, though, as a whole freaking litter of (favorite breed) puppies tackled him to the ground and started licking his face. You nervously poked your head out in the doorway, scared of your boss and sidekick's reactions.

"Wh-Hey! (Name)! Where did these guys come from?!" he shouted over the yips and barks.

You scratched the back of your head nervously,"Eheheh, well, I was looking for some money, and I walked into this pet store, and well, I broke a few things, and then these guys started following me, so I came to your place thinking maybe you would know what to do..."

Deadpool growled in annoyance at you, picking up one of the little turds and watching it carefully, the puppy simply yipped and licked his face, he couldn't help but let the corner of his mouth twitch just slightly,"He's plotting to destroy me, I just know it..." he said.

You giggled, picking up a (fave breed) puppy and scratching its ears.

Deadpool laughed, the puppy was licking his face like crazy,"Stop it, that tickles!"

You smiled,"Does this mean I'm off the hook?"

"Hehehe~ I'll give you ten seconds to run, (Name)~"
Deadpool is hilarious in the game, and I wanted to crush his manliness.
Now I'm going to draw a picture for this.
Only with Doberman puppies, which is like, ten times manlier.
Enjoy the little floofies~

Deadpool(c) Marvel?
Story(c) Me
You(c) DA PUPPIES. And him--> :icondeadpoolplz:
:iconmineplz: Please do not reuse without permission.
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JadetheKidR9 Featured By Owner 4 days ago   General Artist

He regretted opening the door, though, as a whole freaking litter of corgis puppies tackled him to the ground and started licking his face. 

jello9942 Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Elitebloom1 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014
...*Looks at the baby husky* Well smile I think it's about time to-
Deadpool: 5 more seconds
me: *runs out with smile in my hand* QUICK, TO NARNIA!!!
chantalooney Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014
(favourite breed) first thing came to mind CHIHUAHUAS XD!!! great story!!!
CR4ZYF0X Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014  Student Artist
And thus Deadpool's dog came.

Uh.... my boyfriend's idea.... not.... mine...
thatonenerdybroad Featured By Owner May 1, 2014
His name is Wade, not Wayne...
Ocelot157 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
No he's secretly little Wayne *looks arround* it's him I swear....
girlykitten Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2014
splende Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014
:happybounce: La la la la I think I've fainted.  I LOVE DEADPOOL
E-Sane Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I like Puggle puppies. They're the cutest things I've ever seen!!
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