Shop Mobile More Submit  Join Login
×

:iconshidaria: More from Shidaria


Featured in Collections

Avengers by spidergal31

Super Heros by ShadowHal

Deadpool by Puppyslove


More from DeviantArt



Details

Submitted on
July 14, 2013
Submitted with
Sta.sh Writer
Link
Thumb

Stats

Views
10,241 (12 today)
Favourites
258 (who?)
Comments
106
×
Idk, lol, I was playing Deadpool and then I decided that he needs to soften up a bit, pff.
Enjoy~
~~~~~~~~

Deadpool was munching on a chimichanga when he heard his phone ring, it was you. He groaned, what did that annoying twerp want now?! Though, you must've gotten into something, so he answered.

"What now, (Name)?" he demanded.

"Yeah, uh, hey Wayne...Can you open your front door...?" you asked nervously.

He raised a brow from under his mask,"Uh, why?"

"J-Just do it, okay?"

Deadpool sighed, hanging up the phone and walking over to his front door, pulling out his shot gun just to be safe. He regretted opening the door, though, as a whole freaking litter of (favorite breed) puppies tackled him to the ground and started licking his face. You nervously poked your head out in the doorway, scared of your boss and sidekick's reactions.

"Wh-Hey! (Name)! Where did these guys come from?!" he shouted over the yips and barks.

You scratched the back of your head nervously,"Eheheh, well, I was looking for some money, and I walked into this pet store, and well, I broke a few things, and then these guys started following me, so I came to your place thinking maybe you would know what to do..."

Deadpool growled in annoyance at you, picking up one of the little turds and watching it carefully, the puppy simply yipped and licked his face, he couldn't help but let the corner of his mouth twitch just slightly,"He's plotting to destroy me, I just know it..." he said.

You giggled, picking up a (fave breed) puppy and scratching its ears.

Deadpool laughed, the puppy was licking his face like crazy,"Stop it, that tickles!"

You smiled,"Does this mean I'm off the hook?"

"Hehehe~ I'll give you ten seconds to run, (Name)~"
Deadpool is hilarious in the game, and I wanted to crush his manliness.
Now I'm going to draw a picture for this.
Only with Doberman puppies, which is like, ten times manlier.
Enjoy the little floofies~

Deadpool(c) Marvel?
Story(c) Me
You(c) DA PUPPIES. And him--> :icondeadpoolplz:
:iconmineplz: Please do not reuse without permission.
Add a Comment:
 
:iconjadethekidr9:
JadetheKidR9 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2014   General Artist
I'VE FINALLY FOUND YOUR WEAKNESS.

He regretted opening the door, though, as a whole freaking litter of corgis puppies tackled him to the ground and started licking his face. 

CORGIS! 
Reply
:iconjello9942:
jello9942 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
CORGIS EVERYWHERE
Reply
:iconelitebloom1:
Elitebloom1 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014
...*Looks at the baby husky* Well smile I think it's about time to-
Deadpool: 5 more seconds
me: *runs out with smile in my hand* QUICK, TO NARNIA!!!
Reply
:iconchantalooney:
chantalooney Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014  Hobbyist
(favourite breed) first thing came to mind CHIHUAHUAS XD!!! great story!!!
Reply
:iconremlitmilo:
RemlitMilo Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014  Student Artist
And thus Deadpool's dog came.

Uh.... my boyfriend's idea.... not.... mine...
Reply
:iconthatonenerdybroad:
thatonenerdybroad Featured By Owner May 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
His name is Wade, not Wayne...
Reply
:iconocelot157:
Ocelot157 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
No he's secretly little Wayne *looks arround* it's him I swear....
Reply
:icongirlykitten:
girlykitten Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2014
AWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply
:iconsplende:
splende Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014
:happybounce: La la la la I think I've fainted.  I LOVE DEADPOOL
Reply
:icone-sane:
E-Sane Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I like Puggle puppies. They're the cutest things I've ever seen!!
Reply
:iconthatonenerdybroad:
thatonenerdybroad Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
A group of pugs is called a grumble :meow:
Reply
:iconiateyourpetturtle:
IAteYourPetTurtle Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014  New member Hobbyist
Enlighten me with knowledge
*-*
Reply
:icone-sane:
E-Sane Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for telling me.
Reply
:iconiluvbunnymund:
iluvbunnymund Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014
I said great Dane those dogs are cute
Reply
:iconvegetassj4fangirl:
Vegetassj4fangirl Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014
I said chihuihuahuas :iconchihuahuaplz: cuz im mexican 
take that Dp 
Reply
:iconfurrykittys:
furrykittys Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Me:Fuck dis shiiiitttttt *jumps out window with Mr.chair*
Reply
:iconkittykatgurl321:
KittyKatGurl321 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
PEWDIEPIE!!!
Reply
:iconfurrykittys:
furrykittys Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconstephanobrofistplz: A BRO
Reply
:iconkittykatgurl321:
KittyKatGurl321 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
*brofist*
Reply
:iconfurrykittys:
furrykittys Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconmrchairplz:
Reply
:iconkittykatgurl321:
KittyKatGurl321 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
?
Reply
:iconfurrykittys:
furrykittys Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
(Anime version of mrchair!!!)
Reply
:iconkittykatgurl321:
KittyKatGurl321 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
PEWDIEPIE!!
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconblackrosehedgehog:
blackrosehedgehog Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014  Student General Artist
My favorite breed is the Alaskan Malamute, so he had to get really hurt....i.imgur.com/Ar2PQtC.jpg
Reply
:iconshidaria:
Shidaria Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
.....Pfff, I regret nothing :iconmingplz:
He's just like, a really strong man you know? xD
Reply
:iconblackrosehedgehog:
blackrosehedgehog Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Student General Artist
Yeah Lawl X3
Reply
:iconbadtouchtriomiyazaki:
BadTouchTrioMiyazaki Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
B-but...What about the puppies, Deapool?! QAQ THE PUPPIES!
Deapool: Ten...Nine...Eight...*calmly loads his pistol*
FFFFFFFF :iconrunforlifeplz: TELL THE PUPPIES I LOVE THEN! DX
Reply
:iconshidaria:
Shidaria Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
NOOOOOOO, DEADPOOL, I'M THE AUTHOR I WAS THE ONE WHO MADE HER TAKE THE PUPPIES, SHOOT ME!!!!!!!! oAo
RUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN, READER-CHAAAAAAANNN!!!
Reply
:iconbadtouchtriomiyazaki:
BadTouchTrioMiyazaki Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
THANK YOU! *still running, I'm suddenly swarmed by the mass of puppies* NO, PUPPIES, NO, NO, N--GACK! *goes down, the puppies quickly clambering all over me* Nuuuuuu...!
Reply
:iconshidaria:
Shidaria Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Deadpool: 8I =3= *cocks his pistol*
WAIT! OAO
Deadpool: o3o
I have some last words....*gets really close to him* Tell Rico the grass is under the floorboard...:iconhomerhide-plz:
Deadpool: O3O;; *walks away*...........Nevermind
Reply
:iconbadtouchtriomiyazaki:
BadTouchTrioMiyazaki Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
MPHF~! *shoves a puppy away from my face and spits out some fur* WE'RE SAVED~!
Reply
:iconshidaria:
Shidaria Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
THANKS GOD, JESUS, JOSEPH, AND MAREH! :iconsheratchetplz:
Reply
:iconbadtouchtriomiyazaki:
BadTouchTrioMiyazaki Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
INDEED! *goes to get up only to be shoved back onto the ground by a rather pushy Doberman puppy* ...Ow.
Reply
:iconshidaria:
Shidaria Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
AMG, DOBERMANS. *loves on them*
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconjett1038:
Jett1038 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2013  Student General Artist
Jett/my OC: *picks up a red husky puppy* Smile jr.? How-? Where-?  *sigh* c'mon! let's go get you back to Smile dog before he freaks out and DeadPool tries to kill me. *runs*

DP: JETT IM GONNA FREAKIN KILL YOU!
Reply
:iconmegamasters11:
megamasters11 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
How did you know I was thinkin Doberman puppies?! Btw lemon ya?
Reply
:iconshidaria:
Shidaria Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No, no lemon xD
And I can read minds~
Reply
:iconmegamasters11:
megamasters11 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Aww and really?! What am I thinking now???
Reply
:iconshidaria:
Shidaria Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You're thinking about the Nyan Cat wearing a taco instead of a poptart.
Reply
:iconjett1038:
Jett1038 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Student General Artist
THATS WHAT I WAZ THINKING ABOUT.

YUR A PSYCIC DUDE
Reply
:iconmegamasters11:
megamasters11 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Nope. Sorry it's a mix between deadpool and teen titans..
Reply
:iconshidaria:
Shidaria Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Dangit xD
Reply
:iconmegamasters11:
megamasters11 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You can never be right all the time. Because I'm not either
Reply
:iconshidaria:
Shidaria Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I know, I just mess around, hah.
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconchronover:
Chronover Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Do I sense sexy times? OuO :iconiggybrowsplz::iconsexyitalyplz:
Reply
:iconshidaria:
Shidaria Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Indeed you do~
Reply
:iconxwhitemidnightx:
xWhiteMidNightx Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2013
*runs* "ohshit,ohshit,ohshit,ohshit,ohshit,ohshit,ohshit!!!!
Reply
:iconshidaria:
Shidaria Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey, Deadpool's swords can be used for other things. :iconheplz:
Reply
Add a Comment: