You give me the honey glow like somethin' awful~

I watched Wreck It Ralph, and I saw no Fix It Felix x Readers, sadly :,(
Well, I'm starting a trend.
Enjoy~
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Your breaths came out in long puffs of mist as you made your way to Likwat's Arcade in the morning fall air. You hadn't been there since you were about seven, now you were twenty. You wanted to get there before the kids did, they were all in school, so it was a win win for you. You made your way around the corner when you saw a withered old lady, sitting in scraps of fabric-that was more thread than anything else-next to a black bag that was completely stuffed. You shrugged it off, figuring she was just a homeless woman looking for money. Digging out a dime from your pocket, you flicked it in her direction, it landed nicely into her lap.

"Oh, no, no, child, as nice as it is, I don't want your money." the woman said.

You turned around and saw that the woman was smiling fondly at you. You smiled back and shook your hands in front of you.

"Please, take it, you need it more than I do."

The woman's smile faltered, then she stood up on thin-yet sturdy-legs. She waddled up to you, pulling out a baggy full of lime green rocks.

"Here, take this in return." the woman said, dropping one into your palm.

"Uh, what is it?" you asked, curious.

"Go into that arcade down the road, pop that into your mouth, and find out." the lady said, giving you a wink.

"Okay..." you said, creeped out a little.


You were down the road now, far from the old woman you interacted with. Now you could see the arcade, you saw Mr. Likwat flick on the 'OPEN' sign and unlock the doors. Just in time. You smiled, sniffling lightly through your red, drippy nose. You walked through the front doors and greeted the humble old man.

"Well, by golly! (Name)?!" he said, putting his hands on his bald head in surprise,"Good grief! How long has it been?"

You smiled,"Too long, I miss this place."

Mr. Likwat smiled back,"It's good to have you back, kid!"

You puffed, walking farther into the room,"Good to be back. What new games you got?"

"Oh lots, let's see there's-"

"Sorry Mr. Likwat, but....where's TruboTime?" you asked, shocked that he had taken out your favorite game.

"Some boys were playing it and Turbo somehow got into the new game after it I dragged in, I figured maybe it had a glitch, so I shut them both off and took them out." Likwat said, scratching the back of his neck.

You deflated like a balloon,"Oh...Well, at least Fix It Felix Jr. is still here."

"Yep! They're up and running smoothly like butter down a hill!"

You laughed,"Thanks, Mr. Likwat."

"No problem, (Name), enjoy yourself." Likwat said, walking off into his office.

You grinned and pulled out the quarter you pacifically brought for the arcade, then slipped it into the coin slot. You sat down on the stool in front of the game and started leading Fix It Felix around the broken building. You squinted in concentration at the bonus level. Where did all of these guys come in? A purple snake? An....orange thingy?

"What is this...I can't even..." you mumbled.

Shaking your head, you remembered what that old lady gave you, then pulled it out of your pocket. It looked kind of like a crystal, but green. You dusted the dust bunnies off of it's smooth and slightly sticky surface, then popped it into your mouth. It tasted like a sour jaw breaker. It wasn't that bad. Humming to yourself and shrugging, you continued playing with a poker face/bored expression. Suddenly, a hiccup busted from out of your throat. You blinked, but then kept playing. You burped, it almost felt like something was coming out of your throat. From surprise, you accidentally swallowed the sour treat and it dropped into your stomach. You gulped, then started gagging, a prickly feeling rose up in your gut, like fire crackers were turning into a giant cactus. And then, suddenly, ou were tumbling into the night.


"Ma'am?"

"Is she okay?"

"She's pale, do you think she could be sick?"

"Probably, or maybe she's glitching or something."

"Yeah...that could be up."

"Urrrrghhh..."

"Oh! She's waking up!"

"Back away, Ralph, give her some air!"

"Sorry..."

You cracked open your eyes, squinting in the light. When your eyes started to focus, you could make out a giant man with huge fists and brown hair. Then a shorter man with dirty blonde hair and baby blue eyes. The larger man wore brown trousers and a red plaid shirt over a green shirt. The shorter man wore a blue plumber outfit with the name 'Felix' written on his tag, then on his blue hat, two 'F's'. Oh crap.

"Shucks, ma'am, you alright?" the short man asked.

"Wait-" you gasped, sitting up quickly from your lying down position,"Where am I?!"

"Why, you're in our game!" the blondie said.

"Wait...so I'm in Fix It Felix Jr.?"

"That's right! Fix It Felix Jr., at your service." Felix said, kissing your hand.

You pulled your hand away and wiped it on your shirt,"Yeah..okay...How did I get in here?"

The big man spoke up,"Dunno, you were just playing when suddenly, you turned into codes and...here you are."

"C-Codes?!" you breathed.

"I'm pretty sure, but you did just eat a green crystal thing." he answered.

"Gr-Green crys-Awmigod! That old lady ratted me out! Why when I get my hands on her..." you growled, cracking your knuckles.

"Whoa, hold your horses there, missy! Don't go around sackin' old ladies!" the Felix said.

You groaned and rubbed your face tiredly,"Alright, alright, well, I have no idea how to get out..."

"Not a problem! You stay with me in the old pent house!" Felix said, giving you a wink.

You stared at him through narrowed eyes for a second, not knowing whether or not to trust him. Well, he didn't look dangerous. You couldn't really take these two seriously.

"Hey, Felix, I don't think she trusts you." Ralph-as you figured- said.

Felix sighed, disappointed,"I know...Well, that's alright, I guess that you'll have to be sittin' out in the cold...while I'm lonely in my cozy, toasty warm pent house....with no one to snuggle up with." he rubbed his shoulders as if he were cold for effect.

"Okay, first, we just met, and two, I'm not buying it." you said, poker facing,"But, since I don't have anywhere else to go, why the heck not."

"Yes!" Felix cheered, jumping up with the sound that Mario makes when he jumps.

"Don't get too happy." you said, standing up with the help of Ralph, and dusting off your jeans.


"Welcome to my humble abode!" Felix boasted, spreading out his arms.

You nodded, not really caring, all you wanted to do was sleep.

"Why am I so sleepy?" you asked, frustrated.

"Time flies by fast in your world, darlin', maybe your still in tha-" before he could finish, you belly flopped on the bed that you found so incredibly comfy. Now you were snoring.

Felix smiled, petting your hair. He watched you sleep, every cute little detail. The way your nose wiggled when your (h/c) hair swept over it. The way your pink lips were parted slightly. The rise and fall of your chest-or back, rather. His cheeks started growing pink when his blue eyes traveled lower, over your curves and hips down to your back side. Felix bit his bottom lip, then stood up and walked out the door. He gasped when he turned around to find Ralph, staring at him.

"O-Oh! Hey Ralph, old pal!" Felix said, laughing nervously.

"Felix....is there something that you're not telling me about?" Ralph asked, his suspicion increasing with every move the shorter man made.

"W-Well, what are you talking about? Of course not!" Felix said, starting to sweat.

Ralph just stared.

And Felix stared back.

Then there was a five minute staring contest.

Then Felix let out the breath that he had been holding,"Alright! Fine! That girl is so beautiful, she gives me the honey glows like somethin' awful! And by George, she's grown up from the last time I saw her!"

"She has, hasn't she?" Ralph asked, smirking.

"Yeah, and- Wait, Ralph! Do you remember her?!"

"Of course I do, I've been living here for thirty years, I'm not that old."

"Y-You're right, sorry, pal...."

Ralph chuckled,"Go in there and get'cha some, brother."

"But she's asleep!"

"Then go 'snuggle up'." Ralph said, using quotations at the last part as he walked away.

Felix blushed, gulping. The room seemed fifty degrees hotter as he tugged at his shirt collar. Taking a deep breath of courage, Felix slid back into the room, where he found you right in your place. However, you had changed positions and now you were laying on your side, facing the direction of the door in a horizontal pose. You looked so gorgeous, and calm. The blonde, coded man wanted nothing more than to hold you incredibly close to him. He wanted to protect you and be with you. He wanted to kiss you. He wanted to sleep with you every night.

Changing into pajamas, he sat next to you and pat your side, wanting to wake you up.

You stirred and opened your eyes, glaring at Felix,"What?"

"Can you scoot over, sweet heart? I need to sleep, too." Felix said, giving you a kicked puppy face.

You nodded and slide over, leaving some space between the two of you, about three feet. You were getting cold, though. Wanting warmth, you gripped at the covers. Suddenly, you felt arms wrap around you and someone kissed your cheek sweetly. You opened your eyes, seeing that your face was being smothered in Felix's chest. Even though he was a game program, he was wearing cologne, and it smelt so freaking arousing. You blinked, where did that come from? After deciding not to push him away, you embraced Felix and buried our face in the crook of his neck.

"Don't even say anything, I'm just cold." you grumbled.

"Of course." Felix whispered.

The last thing you heard was,"I love you, darlin'." before you drifted off into sleep, wrapped in Felix's embrace.