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Idk, lol, I was playing Deadpool and then I decided that he needs to soften up a bit, pff.
Enjoy~
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Deadpool was munching on a chimichanga when he heard his phone ring, it was you. He groaned, what did that annoying twerp want now?! Though, you must've gotten into something, so he answered.

"What now, (Name)?" he demanded.

"Yeah, uh, hey Wayne...Can you open your front door...?" you asked nervously.

He raised a brow from under his mask,"Uh, why?"

"J-Just do it, okay?"

Deadpool sighed, hanging up the phone and walking over to his front door, pulling out his shot gun just to be safe. He regretted opening the door, though, as a whole freaking litter of (favorite breed) puppies tackled him to the ground and started licking his face. You nervously poked your head out in the doorway, scared of your boss and sidekick's reactions.

"Wh-Hey! (Name)! Where did these guys come from?!" he shouted over the yips and barks.

You scratched the back of your head nervously,"Eheheh, well, I was looking for some money, and I walked into this pet store, and well, I broke a few things, and then these guys started following me, so I came to your place thinking maybe you would know what to do..."

Deadpool growled in annoyance at you, picking up one of the little turds and watching it carefully, the puppy simply yipped and licked his face, he couldn't help but let the corner of his mouth twitch just slightly,"He's plotting to destroy me, I just know it..." he said.

You giggled, picking up a (fave breed) puppy and scratching its ears.

Deadpool laughed, the puppy was licking his face like crazy,"Stop it, that tickles!"

You smiled,"Does this mean I'm off the hook?"

"Hehehe~ I'll give you ten seconds to run, (Name)~"
Deadpool is hilarious in the game, and I wanted to crush his manliness.
Now I'm going to draw a picture for this.
Only with Doberman puppies, which is like, ten times manlier.
Enjoy the little floofies~

Deadpool(c) Marvel?
Story(c) Me
You(c) DA PUPPIES. And him--> :icondeadpoolplz:
:iconmineplz: Please do not reuse without permission.
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:iconsuperqueenb:
SuperQueenB Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2017
Husky puppies! I've always wanted one they are cute.
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:icondarkumbreon92:
Darkumbreon92 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
BABY GERMAN SHEPERDS! And~ Here comes the allergic reaction. *bloats up*
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:iconcyanotaku118:
CyanOtaku118 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2016
Swarm of baby Dachshunds
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:iconc00ki3kat:
c00ki3KAT Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2016
DOBERMANS!!!! PUPPY DOBERMANS!!!!!
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:icontheworstartistevar:
TheWorstArtistEvar Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Pomeranians everywhere. The breed of annoying dog. (If you know who I'm talking about I will give you a cookie) and... OH SHIT! *runs off*
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:iconcrazygurl88:
CrazyGurl88 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2016
-_- is it UNDERTALE?

(Toby Fox)
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:iconthechaosdragoness:
TheChaosDragoness Featured By Owner May 23, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Corgis. Corgis everywhere :iconeverywhereplz:
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:iconpestotoonpastaloon:
PestoToonPastaLoon Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Holy shih tzu.
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:iconxdarkdarlingx:
xDarkDarlingx Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2016
Omg a part 2 with mega loads of fluff would be amazing! XD pleaseeeee
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:iconilovequicksilver:
IloveQuicksilver Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2016
Ok, ok, I'll run, just give me time to summon my army of Samoyed puppies
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:iconksw97:
ksw97 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
Leonburgers everywhere!!!
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:iconmusiclover1001:
Musiclover1001 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
SHITSHITSHIT!!!Sanicplier Gets You! Emoticon Sanicplier Raptor Emoticon Markiplier - Overgrowth Zoom Type 3: 50-px 
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:iconbloodycherryblossom1:
bloodycherryblossom1 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2016
Shit.
Run Away springtrap run vaporeon run Sonic Running suicune free avatar 
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:iconshippingfangirl13:
Shippingfangirl13 Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Huskies... Huskies everywhere
Plus...
HOLY SHIT I BETTER RUN!
I know he's gonna catch me and MY punisment is gonna be a whole night of fucking....
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:iconilovequicksilver:
IloveQuicksilver Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2016
Run! RUN INNOCENT FANGIRL!
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:iconrandomtea64:
RandomTea64 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
*3*
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:iconravenrevenge511:
RavenRevenge511 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2015
Rottweilers.......rottweilers everywhere
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:iconcweepycwaft101:
CweepyCwaft101 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2015
Catherine:*Shotgun appears in hand*I know for a god damn fact that you may regenerate but you still feel fuckin pain.
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:icondashie1437:
dashie1437 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2015
Me:SHIT*runs fast*
Dp:*chases dashie* come here dashie~
Me:fucking pervert
Dp:*tackels dashie*
Me:*hits him in the babymaker*
Dp:*kisses dashie*
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JadetheKidR9 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2014   General Artist
I'VE FINALLY FOUND YOUR WEAKNESS.

He regretted opening the door, though, as a whole freaking litter of corgis puppies tackled him to the ground and started licking his face. 

CORGIS! 
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:iconjello9942:
jello9942 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
CORGIS EVERYWHERE
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:iconelitebloom1:
Elitebloom1 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014
...*Looks at the baby husky* Well smile I think it's about time to-
Deadpool: 5 more seconds
me: *runs out with smile in my hand* QUICK, TO NARNIA!!!
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:iconshippingfangirl13:
Shippingfangirl13 Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
HUSKIESSSSSSSSSS!!!
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:iconchantalooney:
chantalooney Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014  Hobbyist
(favourite breed) first thing came to mind CHIHUAHUAS XD!!! great story!!!
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:iconmilliethefilly:
Milliethefilly Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
And thus Deadpool's dog came.

Uh.... my boyfriend's idea.... not.... mine...
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:iconthatonenerdybroad:
thatonenerdybroad Featured By Owner May 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
His name is Wade, not Wayne...
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:iconocelot157:
Ocelot157 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
No he's secretly little Wayne *looks arround* it's him I swear....
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:icongirlykitten:
girlykitten Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2014
AWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconsplende:
splende Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014
:happybounce: La la la la I think I've fainted.  I LOVE DEADPOOL
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:icone-sane:
E-Sane Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I like Puggle puppies. They're the cutest things I've ever seen!!
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:iconthatonenerdybroad:
thatonenerdybroad Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
A group of pugs is called a grumble :meow:
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:iconiateyourpetturtle:
IAteYourPetTurtle Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014  Hobbyist
Enlighten me with knowledge
*-*
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:icone-sane:
E-Sane Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for telling me.
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:iconiluvbunnymund:
iluvbunnymund Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014
I said great Dane those dogs are cute
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Vegetassj4fangirl Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014
I said chihuihuahuas :iconchihuahuaplz: cuz im mexican 
take that Dp 
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:iconfurrykittys:
furrykittys Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Me:Fuck dis shiiiitttttt *jumps out window with Mr.chair*
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:iconkittykatgurl321:
KittyKatGurl321 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
PEWDIEPIE!!!
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:iconfurrykittys:
furrykittys Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
:iconstephanobrofistplz: A BRO
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:iconkittykatgurl321:
KittyKatGurl321 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
*brofist*
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:iconfurrykittys:
furrykittys Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
:iconmrchairplz:
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:iconkittykatgurl321:
KittyKatGurl321 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
?
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:iconfurrykittys:
furrykittys Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
(Anime version of mrchair!!!)
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:iconkittykatgurl321:
KittyKatGurl321 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
PEWDIEPIE!!
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blackrosehedgehog Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014  Student General Artist
My favorite breed is the Alaskan Malamute, so he had to get really hurt....i.imgur.com/Ar2PQtC.jpg
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:iconshidaria:
Shidaria Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
.....Pfff, I regret nothing :iconmingplz:
He's just like, a really strong man you know? xD
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:iconblackrosehedgehog:
blackrosehedgehog Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Student General Artist
Yeah Lawl X3
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BadTouchTrioMiyazaki Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
B-but...What about the puppies, Deapool?! QAQ THE PUPPIES!
Deapool: Ten...Nine...Eight...*calmly loads his pistol*
FFFFFFFF :iconrunforlifeplz: TELL THE PUPPIES I LOVE THEN! DX
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:iconshidaria:
Shidaria Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
NOOOOOOO, DEADPOOL, I'M THE AUTHOR I WAS THE ONE WHO MADE HER TAKE THE PUPPIES, SHOOT ME!!!!!!!! oAo
RUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN, READER-CHAAAAAAANNN!!!
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